When I heard that Fred Willard got arrested and lost his job at P.B.S. for flogging the dolphin in a porn theater, two (admittedly obvious) questions occurred to me:
What else do they expect someone to do in a porn theater? It’s like busting someone for drinking in a bar.
Doesn’t Fred Willard have an Internet connection?
The second question got me wondering… Since the vast majority of people in the U.S. have Internet access, how do porn theaters stay in business? I assume their clientele must be people with exhibitionist fetishes, for whom the erotic thrill is not what’s onscreen, but that they can be seen masturbating to it.